i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
nichole337 has more game then all of us
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
I truly believe if men didnt exist we’d live in a utopia
Actually a girl-filled world would be hell b/c drama
aha yes girls. Ladies so much drama. penis make u less Mad. hysterical hormonal women! all of em! I’m not like other girls.. haha Girls inferior.
sometimes 😘 means fuck me
"ask me stuff if you love me"
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
cry me a lake by justin timberriver
|—||every college student this week (via that-weird-band-geek)|
I swear hot people are so ungrateful I cook them a nice dinner and even throw in a delicious dessert and all they ever tell me is “how did you get in my house”
literally me omg